It is being reported around the world that Vladimir Putin's Russia has just approved a vaccine for the coronavirus. The details have not yet been revealed. But it evidently involves shooting bullets into potential infectees so they die BEFORE getting sick. President Trump has a similar plan of action. Everyone will just go back to business - and school - as usual. And voters are encouraged to mail in their ballots to re-elect Trump before he and his new Post Master General are forced to close the post offices in swing states to save money.